An everyday tale of forum folk

[David Johnson]

Jimbo. So lads I want to talk about what we do with people who disagree with us on the forum.

Deano. Yeah, there?s nothing worse than when lefties disagree with you, It?s so unnecessary. What do you suggest?

Jimbo Well I have different tactics. If it?s Andy at Handiwork, Bob Singleton, OEJ or Sam Slater who are disagreeing with me, I just ignore their posts and they don?t follow up on it.

PH Yeah, that Sam Slater is a sarcy bastard isn?t he? And he uses long words and punctuation.

All. Yeah what a cunt! He?s just jealous of your nice house, nice businesses, nice car, nice few bob in the bank. You have done very well for yourself, PH.

DM But that David Johnson doesn?t go away does he?

Jimbo. He?s a right bastard. I have to try a different tactic. The problem is that I can?t answer a lot of his questions/comments so I have to try a diversionary tactic. So I know he?s said that Blair is a war criminal, Labour?s record on civil liberties ain?t very good and that they could have done a whole more to help manufacturing and regulate the banks etc. I always pretend that he is 100% behind the Labour party and that he has been brainwashed a bit like a Nazi or a Stalinist.

All. Ooh that?s a good plan. I love your pictures and youtube clips.

Yawnfuck. You are so clever, Jimbo. Bastards like DJ get their benefits from fantastic entrepreneurs like you, paying their taxes.

DM But you don?t know anything about the guy, whether he works or not.

All Ya wot? Wot?s truth got to do with it?

RoddersUk I don?t really see why you have to do that, Jimbo. Let?s face it, Gordon Brown is a twatttttttttt.

All But how do we explain that he is a twatttttttttttt.

RoddersUk. By saying he is a cunt of the first water, easy!

Lizard Does anyone want a nice cup of cocoa.

All Yes please, two sugars.

PH Has anyone thought any more about my plan to sterilise all unemployed single mums.

To be continued. End credits appear to the tune of the Archers.

[Sam Slater]

Have you been drinking? You're a very observant fella, though!

[David Johnson]

Yes to both, my estimated Sam Slater!

Cheers
D

[RoddersUK]

DJ, I don't think I have called anyone a cunt as I deem cunts to be useful.
I do however call those who others call cunts twatts, the more t's the bigger the twattttttttttt.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]DJ, I don't think I have called anyone a cunt as I deem cunts to be useful.
I do however call those who others call cunts twatts, the more t's the bigger the twattttttttttt.[/quote]

Except 'cunt' and 'twat' are both used as euphemisms for the same part of a woman's anatomy you slow-witted fuckwit. This means your logic about cunts being useful, and twats not, is completely flawed.

Back to the drawing board, you schmuck.

[RoddersUK]

In your case I make an exception you CUNTTTTTTTTT !

[Sam Slater]

!laugh!

[jimslip]

In the crazed script forged in the deep recesses of your mind, I am quoted as declaring," So lads I want to talk about what we do with people who disagree with us on the forum."

Maybe your memory is failing you David, or are your delusions becoming more acute? It is you, not me, who goose steps up and down the corriders of BGAFD barking and shouting at all dissenters or oponents of, "The Glory of New Labour". I don't give a toss, about your puppet masters, New Labour, the Coalition, the Tories or The Monster Raving Loonies!

If you were a crazed exponent of Tory claptrap I'd do the same. I just can't stand misguided fanatics, whether they are political or religious. It's the way that you apologise for New Labours disasters that makes me think, there must be people like you who follow all dictators. I bet l many in the Hitler Youth, would have defended the Fuhrer well after the war and even Pol Pot would have had legions of David Johnsons whistling the Red Flag whilst burying the dead.

Tens of millions have died through the actions and support of fanatics, you need to open your eyes and be your own person, not a robotic mouth piece of a stupid incompetent, political party. Do you think nutters like Blair give a flying fuck for the likes of you? Of course they don't, you're just fodder to keep them in power and money!

In the name of God man, look in the mirror and slap your face a few times and shout,

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[jimslip]

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