Breaking News.....

[andy at handiwork]

Clearly there isn't any as there hasn't been a posting on o/t since 9.40 this morning. Thats all. As you were.

[David Johnson]

Jimbo has been on the receiving end at the New Labour Dungeon Correction Facility in Middlesborough.

Max Tranmere has been kidnapped by a radical Islamic cadre in Cheam with connections to Al Qaeda in the Pembroke Peninsula.

PH has been selling the Big Issue in Sauchiehall Street.

And I've been at the Bleeding Heart Left Wing Lobotomised Tossers Xmas Do in Morecambe.

Whaddya expect?

Cheers
D

[andy at handiwork]

There's always a simple explanation, isn't there?

[Dick Moby]

You lucky bastard. I had to make do with a slice of bread nicked form next doors' bird table and some water from the outdoor bog.

[andy at handiwork]

Slice of bread? Dont know you are born....drifts off into Yorkshire Millionaires sketch....

[Dick Moby]

You can't beat a bit of old Monty.