Shagging

[RoddersUK]

Question for Jimslip.
If the ugly ginger poison dwarf Hucknell has shagged a thousand tarts where are you on this table Jim? Mind you, the vast majority of the girls you get to give a portion to are gorgeous, and you're wed to the superdooperfantastic Lara who has the most beautiful spanner face I have seen for years.
In case you need to ask, spanner face, every time I see it my nuts tighten.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Differet strokes Rodders. Hucknall would rarely need to pay women to sleep with him whereas J S is a porn producer who hires them to blow him etc.

[RoddersUK]

I know that. I'm just asking a simple question of how many.

[RoddersUK]

Depends strangely enough. I knew a Jock Gd who was one of the ugliest blokes I've met but he birds down the Kings Road couldn't get enough of him. Maybe a 12 inch dick had something to do with it, cos the Sloane Rangers were a club unto themselves and would tell each other all about their latest shagging.

[jimslip]

I can't for the life of me understand why he is apologising. He was getting laid because he was a multi-billionaire rock star and women will tear their knickers off to be associated with one of these types. He could have looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, it wouldn't have mattered.It was a mutual arrangement, he was happy getting laid and the girls were happy to be laid by a rock star. I reckon he was apologising so as to appear all PC for the Guardian "Right-on" journalist. Women love money and power. Here's an example:

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So you might ask, what is the secret of Bernie Ecclestone's success with women? What has he got that you haven't? Well he does have a haircut that looks like he's been audtioning for the part of lead singer, 70's group, "The Sweet?" I mean he ain't no oil painting is he? So what's his secret?

!cigar!HE'S GOT LOTS OF MONEY!cigar!

[RoddersUK]

I remember Caroline Ahearn, as Mrs Merton, when straight faced, she asked Debbie Magee "What was it that attracted you to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels"?
The audience nearly pissed emselves, as did I.

[RoddersUK]

But one has to ask though, how the fuck do you get to prove you've got a biggun if you're as ugly as sin!
Wimmin are strange creatures, but I love em.

[jimslip]

According to Lara, women have a 6th sense as far as dick size is concerned. They can judge the size of your dick from up to 20 ft away! It sounds like a load of bollocks to me though.