Mick Hucknall, apologises..

[Lizard]

For shagging a 1000 women.
I should think so as well, who knows what psychological damage these women have suffered..

[Arginald Valleywater]

Ugly and ginger. Amazing how women are easily seduced by fame and money. Once saw MH in a Manchester bar surrounded by top clunge. Caught his eye and gave him a wry smile. Lucky sod!

[RoddersUK]

Some bird has just phoned Jeremy Vine and said she was once propositioned by the ugly ginger twatt and she turned him down, but she regreted it as she thinks he is sex on legs. I think the silly tart should get along to specsavers.

[one eyed jack]

It aint all about looks chaps. Its about the charm and confidence that goes with it

Doesnt hurt to have a few bob in yer pocket though.

[Arginald Valleywater]

He is also supposed to be "gifted". He is a great singer btw.

[spider]

Mick Hucknall, as attractive as Bernie Ecclestone obviously!

[pbphotography]

being rich makes you attractive.

Now where can I get a lot of money.

[Arginald Valleywater]

My mate and I had a running bet that we'd never seen an ugly woman in a Porsche. Then another one of our mates wife got a Boxster and that ruined the wager (she inherited money - hadn't bagged a rich hubby)!

[steve56]

Well if he did shag a thousand women bet hes cocks simply red now!

[RoddersUK]

I bet the twatt can't name em though. I've shagged hundreds but I can only name a couple of dozen. The first one was Vera, and it was in a bluebell wood just outside Burgess Hill which is now a housing estate.
Between then, and meeting my missus, as a young soldier I just stiffed anything that was availlable, and as a fit young man I luckily never got brewers droop, cos some of the tarts were 6 pinters at least. Oh for the camp followers in our garrison towns, they make a squaddies life bearable.