Joke that made me giggle

[randyandy]

Two men are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's bum and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

[Dave Wells]

That's not a joke surely.

Variation - How do you STOP a girl giving you head ?

Answer : Marry her !

[planeterotica]

Q- How do you make a hormone.

A- Run off without paying her.

[RoddersUK]

That's an old Jimmy Jones gag. Fucking hilarious when he tells it.