Gazza doesn't show for Court...

[max_tranmere]

I hear that Paul Gascoigne never turned up for Court today, he was probably going to be jailed for his latest arrest for drink-driving and now they are likely to really throw the book at him for his no-show. I heard that he may be in a rehab clinic therefore couldn't make it to Court, but he was expected to be there today.

I notice that bimbo ex-wife of his, who spends all her time slating him yet choses to keep hs surname and tries to get as much fame out of having been associated with him as she can, is to appear on that awful "I'm a Celebrity..." programme which starts on Sunday. They should rename this show "I'm a nobody...".

She is bound to reveal lots of things about him on the show in order to get herself on the edited coverage more so that she can increase her profile, but that will likely just push Gazza over the edge even further and make him drink and drug more.

That idiot step-daughter of his, who is known for nothing else apart from that, will be appearing in trash mags over the coming weeks saying "Paul, you need help!" but is really only doing the articles to make herself more famous, just like her mother. What horrible people they are. I genuinely feel sorry for Gazza.

[Peter]

I guess rehab is the latest 'get out of jail free' card for the rich and famous, these days.

[RoddersUK]

Throw the twatt in the pokey for a year with the biggest nastiest bum fucker in the prison as a cell mate.
He won't want to go back methinks, though after a year of being shagged up the kyhber he might get used to it and start the sequence all over again.

[Peter]

Has he tried the bi-polar excuse yet, or is that unfashionable these days?

[max_tranmere]

There are pictures of him in The Sun newspaper today vomiting out of a car window on the M1 motorway. Gazza seems to be in a right mess, I hope he sorts himself out, but as I said at the top his ex-wife going on that awful TV show which starts on Sunday will probably push him over the edge as she will maliciously say all kinds of things about him which the press will pick up on.

[RoddersUK]

The twatt and his mates are too fucking thick to know what Bi-polar means.

[izzard eddie]

The mans past saving...

[Arginald Valleywater]

Total waste of space these days, which is a pity as a) he was a damn good player on his day and b) my friend and I met him when we played in the same Golf comp at Slaley Hall and he was warm, funny, polite and was great with his fans. The evils of drink and hangers on....

[steve56]

George Best MK11 but i prefered Best really