ok, this is a serious topic and no names mentioned

[Floydoid]

planeterotica wrote:

> i have always fantasized about being a stud on the Old Farts Young Tarts website

I bet Jim Slip is gutted he never bagged that site name first!

[one eyed jack]

Jims too young to qualify for that. About 20 years too young Floydoid

[planeterotica]

I doubt if that site would have happened if it hadnt have been for viagra !wink!

[RoddersUK]

Thanks One eyed Jack. I do like to think I have some taste.
My days of stiffing anything that moved and regreting it when I woke up with a hangover and saw a dog next to me are long gone.
Now then, that Linda Bellingham makes my knob twitch every time I see her. By fuck, what I would like to do to that woman is something else. To use an old squaddie phrase, I would use her shit for toothpaste and gargle with her piss.

[RoddersUK]

I must be getting senile, but I forgot to add Carol Vorderman to my list. That woman consistently gives the two harridans Trinny and the other thing the finger. Today she was on the front page of my paper, wearing a skin tight rear zip up dress, front and rear, and what a delectable rear she has. I genuinely get a knob twitch when I see her.