Osama is back!

[max_tranmere]

Our old pal Mr Bin Laden is apparently now threatening to kill French people because of their support for the Afghanistan war and because they want to stop muslim women in France from dressing like Darth Vader. Personally I think this is bullshit. Osama either died years ago or his rhetoric is being pushed forwards into the wider Western media for some other reason. Here's the story - notice how Osama is STILL wearing that ever so trendy Army jacket in the photo:

[max_tranmere]

clickable - I hope!

[max_tranmere]

Still failed. You'll have to cut-and-paste it to your toolbar...

[Arginald Valleywater]

Fear not he has been dead for years. O S B is actually a CIA officer based in Langley, Virginia whose job title is "warmonger in chief". He is called Hank, hates anyone who is not American and has never been abroad. He drives a Ford F150 pick up with a big fuck off V8 engine and likes Cuntry muzak.

[RoddersUK]

Every fucking Yank I ever met around the world seemed to be this sort of wanker. Half of the bastards had no idea where the fuck they were either.
One of the twatts in Singapore in 1967 asked me if I knew a certain bloke who was in the Army as I was at the time. The logic being that as I was a British soldier, and he had met a British soldier, then ergo (my word not this ignorant fuckers) I must know this soldier.
Wars are arranged to teach the Yanks geography.
It is a fact that Armstrong and Aldrin got to the moon due to British scientific assistance. Left to themselves they'd still be looking at the fucking thing.

[max_tranmere]

Not only to teach geography but also to make places super famous. No one had really heard of the Falkland Islands or Kuwait until, well you know what...

[one eyed jack]

If hes still wearing that same jacket for year it must renk!!!

Even terrorists should practice good hygiene in hot climates

[steve56]

He could get a good one from Shepherds Bush Market.

[eroticartist]

Whether Osama is dead or alive his soul goes marching on and he will have died a warrior for his beliefs if he is dead or continue the struggle against the invaders of his land if he is alive. "Allah ackbar" as he would say. And here is the the hornets nest that Tony Blair has trod upon to the danger of us all...
The Trojan horses of Islam are in your cities filled with Islamic warriors who believe they they will go to Paradise if they are killed on the battlefield in a struggle against the Infidel, which means you ....
Mike Freeman.

[andy at handiwork]

'.....continue the struggle against the invaders of his land if he is alive.'

Didn't know we had invaded Saudi Arabia.