My Dilema-advise please....

[Sarah Kelly]

I have this friend,a liverpool supporter,and every now and again i like to text him sum rudie pics,maybe vids becuase, believe me, a) im an absolutely terrific friend and b) i like to wind him up .... He says to me "that was really nice of you,thanks" and i reply along the lines of "its to cheer you up after the match..no one enjoys a drubbing" ... You get the idea.... My dilema is this- Liverpool beat Utd 2-0 today so, should i order in a Chinese or a Curry? .. any advice much appreciated,and it needent even be relevant! x

[Marino]

Order Italian babe.

[Sarah Kelly]

mmm,now theres an idea-perhaps watching boat scenes from "Sex lies and Audiotape"?....

[Lizard]

Why not treat him to some 'windcheaters' and a nice bunch of 'garage flowers....I would.

[myson]

Order whatever he prefers Sarah and don't forget the plonk. Followed up with a nice slice of humble pie !laugh!

Myson
!oldie!

[Sarah Kelly]

is giving someone an email a euphamism for something? This is a new one on me but i wll bare it in mind!wink!

[Bronson Lee]

As I live in Liverpool I can tell you that scousers LOVE Chinese food and they out number Indian food takeaways 20-1, they also have one of the oldest Chinese communities in europe.

[Sarah Kelly]

Thats kinda cruel,i think he likes the porn but the windcheaters sound practicle...Stylish too !wink!