Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

[Sarah Kelly]

just read this and, word of advice-DONT!..its not funny ... !happy! x

[Sarah Kelly]

oh yeah, now THAT is excellant....Quite wrong,im sure, but none the less, excelant..thats set me up well for the day..!happy!

[Sarah Kelly]

ah, the art of subtlety... fucking well lost on many.. !wink!x

[Sarah Kelly]

well- i never said the jokes would have to be quality,lol... x

[Sarah Kelly]

lol...cheers guilbert. i find that funny , although im sure the cut off point age wise is ,what,10 to 12yr olds?.... it definately makes the cut for the ukap do tho, if only cos its so easy to remember,lol!wink! x

[Sarah Kelly]

Now THATS what we are talking about!....... Funny AND easy to remember after the falling over juice... !bow! x

[Sarah Kelly]

oh yeah Floydoid-this is brill...... much amusement at Sarah Mansions, tho way too tricky after drinks!party! (and even before) to attempt re telling at the Ukap..... may well get printed off and stuck up in office tho... !bow! x

[Sarah Kelly]

old but easily remembered so , to my shame- may well get re told! lol x

[The Last Word]

A panda bear walks into a bar and says "Anyone seen my brother?"

The barman says "What does he look like?"

& another:

A Vicar checks into a hotel and says to the desk clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No, Sir," she says "It's just regular porn."

[beck images]

My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.