Now THAT is funny..... !party! x
Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.
So I've killed his mum.
So I've killed his mum.
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
ah, proving the simplistic most childlike jokes are not without their mertits... x
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
your lost and you see two tampons walking up the road towards you. which one do you ask for directions????
neither there both stuck up cunts!!!!
neither there both stuck up cunts!!!!
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i wanna be able to Re tell these ,remember x
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Yes, the red ones are the 'real deal'.
The greys are US imports.... sound familar?
The greys are US imports.... sound familar?
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
kinda mercenary of me to do it but yeah, im short on wills so inclined to do it ... !wink! x
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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
How do you kill a circus
Go for the juggler
Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x
Subtle. Hee, hee.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."