Things that would make Britian "Great" Again.

[Lizard]

Yes I'm bored, yes I'm a tad pissed...

1.Get rid of all Supermarkets.
2.All Truckers and taxi drivers to be over 55
3.Get rid of all poncy coffee shops
4.Bring back ricketts and more traditional Illnesses
5.Stop paying footballers
6.Scrap 50% of all cars, and white vans
7.Bring back hanging, but only for muggers and burglars. (Im not barbaric)
8.New National anthem
9.Get rid of satellite television
10.Nationalise Everything...twice
11.Ban Fake tan
12.Put truants in chain gangs
13.Shut down all budget airlines
14.Close the channel tunnel, just invade France and take it over
15.Force teachers to actually work in a school, and look older than the pupils.
16.Make cruelty to Animals punishable by lethal Injection.
17.Ban Advertising
18.Give everyone an allotment, and a whippet
19.Make all Universities free
20.Dont let anyone who proffeses to "Love living in London" out of London.

feel free to add .......

[Deuce Bigolo]

21...violence against children to be re-started immediately
22....all government departments to be merged into

[JBA]

23) Nuke it and star again?

[bigot]

If you would like Britain to be great again, you could make a start by spelling it correctly! !wink!

[dimi]

To have St Georges day as a bank holiday, in celebration of all things that make England great!

[Sam Slater]

What were the British admired for the most? Justice, good conversation, fair play and manners?

Most round here don't show too much of the above.

[Dick Moby]

Quite right Sam, I'm sure we had the British Empire because our soldiers always said excuse me before, then sorry, after they killed anyone.
I thought we were admired (read feared) because we could kick the shit out of our enemies at the time.

[The Last Word]

Lizard wrote:

> 18.Give everyone an allotment, and a whippet

Apparently an allotment is the latest middle class must-have. Very earthy and worthy etc.

My adddition to the list? How about making tennis a compulsory sport at all schools. We might find ourselves a Wimbledon champ then, and not some snivelling hooray who just can't hack it.