Fantasy Football Thread # 1

[jj]

If you've been fucking pish, I'd see a doctor immediately, if I were you.

[fudgeflaps]

Last season was a no-brainer for choice of captain: Ronaldo all the way.

Fabregas and Elano are the form players of the season, but both didn't have the amazingly consistent high standard as Ronaldo last season.

Therefore, it is difficult to pinpoint a captain at present: there are fixtures where you expect a stack of points for Fabregas only for him to be taking it easy for upcoming CL matches.

I suppose it would be worthwhile, in season's points terms, to keep Fab as captain every week- he will amass the points. A safe option.

To optimise your weekly score, though, takes some painstaking decision-making.

I'm now in the situation of plumping to keep Fab as captain for the rest of the season knowing there will be good weeks and bad, or continuing to take my weekly captain's lottery between Elano, Ronaldo and Fab.

Arsenal away at Liverpool; Man U at home to Boro; I think Ronaldo as captain this week.

[jj]

That sig. is horrible.
M/C is OK, as long as you stay out of Moss Side.

Too many lizards, though, for my taste.......

[fudgeflaps]

If your doctor was magoo, would you go??

Thought not.

He gave me a doctor's line for my absence from work, stating: "Sore hair".

I have been diagnosed with many false ailments, cancer of the nails, fractured pancreas and varicose arse.

[fudgeflaps]

Well, at least the 'dull' talk is localised in a solitary, clearly-labelled thread, which may spawn one or two sisters should it exceed the 500 posts.

So, with that, you'd hope there would be no scope for complaint..........

......!laugh! !idontbelieveit!

[jj]

warren zevon rip wrote:
> Ironic that this thread was designed to stop football hating
> dullards from having to have their terminally dull threads
> hijacked by footie talk.

Never mind, we're filling it full of non-footy bollocks now :- ))

[jj]

fudgeflaps wrote:
> If your doctor was magoo, would you go??

Yes, a lot.
I'd probaly shit meself.