janet off Two Pints

[Bronson Lee]

Ive a good mind to march her round yours and make her say sorry Stevie,
unless you were wearing your Nucking futs t-shirt,
cos that means "I have aids" in Hungary.

[welshfella]

[crofter]

Well she is a bit "Chavish", "Blokish" and "Thoroughly Uncharming" but she does have a fine set of didgeridoos ... I much prefer the gal with the squeaky voice from two pints (Kathryn Drysdale):

she has got even bigger wumpas, wumpas stick it up ya jumpas.

[stripeysydney]

Right Argy, I've heard about these rumour's. what are they exactly?
Even if they're a load of bollocks...spill the beans, the juicier the better.

[Snake Diamond]

WigBilly wrote:

> "I know she is not conventionally good looking"...eh?? I just
> Googled Ms Smith & she's well-shaggable!! But then I ain't that
> fussy...!whistle!

She's pretty enough, I just found some pics online of her, pics of her from 2 packs of... don't do her justice, the photo she has on her own website makes her alot prettier.

And yeah, her boobs are quite nicely proportioned "big handfulls" !wink!

Most definately a case of bend her over the counter, & give her some salami...

!grin!

[Snake Diamond]

Arginald Valleywater wrote:

> Anyone know of the rumours that she enjoys rather unusual
> sexual practices????????

Knowing this place, if it's unusual for here, it's got to be kinky, LOL.

!grin!

[Snake Diamond]

I was just thinking that, her boobs look massive in that top, compared to Sheridan's LOL.

[steve56]

Remember the hungarian phase book sketch in monty python a classic.Elton Dong wrote:

> Ive a good mind to march her round yours and make her say sorry
> Stevie,
> unless you were wearing your Nucking futs t-shirt,
> cos that means "I have aids" in Hungary.
>
>