Who would you twat?

[Jacques]

Go on then it's a death match with a celebrity you can't stand.

Who would you most like to cunt in the fuck?

My celeb would be Vernon Kay

[Trumpton]

Terry 'The Cunt Master In Chief' Wogan!! !rant!

[spunkie]

Graham Norton! Cant stand the cunt!!

[BeestonBoy]

Russel "ramble,ramble cunting ramble" Bland

[Trumpton]

Also, that greasy long-haird, zit-ridden, possibly pox-ridden, King of the Knobheads, who's always shagging those slappers! Yes - I remember; Russell 'Arse-Wipe' Brand !furious!

[Sam Slater]

Lenny Henry, or his wife. However hitting women is wrong, no matter how many Terry's Chocolate Oranges they scoff down their fat fuckin gullet.

Can I punch Lenny and then choke his wife? Choking isn't technically abuse under special circumstances such as these. Infact, can I shove a full chocolate orange in her mouth while holding her nostrils together? I'd then piss in her open mouth while pressing my thumbs into her larynx.

She could splutter though and it might get messy for me. God it's so hard this question isn't it?

[BeestonBoy]

Hello TBT

Sorry chap illness and one or two other things that I shall not bother to bore you with are keeping my postings down of late.

But be assured im here in the wings hugging a tin of special brew and chuckling at your antics...ya little cyber tinker!!

God love ya

BB

[NandoRick]

Pete Doherty...can't stand the guy.