Favourite insult?

[fudgeflaps]

didn't mean to reply to Izzy, meant to chip into thread.

Just in case folk thought i was testing an insult on her, !wink!

[LaylaJade]

If a guy really pissis you off simply say "Did you just fart ?, cos I can smell spunk"!
lol

[harmonyluvver]

My favourite would have to be "muppet" closely folloed by "syphilitic wart" whether syphilitic is a word or warts become syphilitic is another thing all together.