Channel 4 on the slide

[Pervert]

Threat to US imports, as well as home-grown programmes. Suggestion that it will mean more shows like Ooh, Let's Open A Box. And given that Big Brother (for reasons passing any understanding) is the biggest moneymaker for the channel, expect more of that cack too.

[Pervert]

I have a great deal of respect for Noel----so much respect, I would chain him to Russell Brand and use them both as bait for deep sea shark fishing.

[Trumpton]

CH4 is losing vast amounts of money, but can still afford to pay it's executives huge salaries!!

Scrap E4, Film4, More4 and their website because they are not needed or warranted!

[fudgeflaps]

Keep Film4.............

.............ditch the rest.

Russell Brand- do the honourable thing.

Go top yourself.

Please.

[fudgeflaps]

FAO: Russell Brand-

failing that simple request:

write a funny line, then deliver it.

[Trumpton]

The last time I watched anything on CH4 was when they covered the Cricket.