Jacques Question Of The Week

[Jacques]

Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this.......to take a dump. Share your favourite toilet stories.

[fudgeflaps]

Oooh, there's always a phantom shitter. Yuk.

A few toilet memories:

Hugging the toilet bowl, in a Guiness stupor, singing to it and telling the toilet I love it. I was 15, blazing and vomitting. Nice;

One of the horniest sessions I have ever had;

My mates and i phoning one of those graffitti numbers to take the piss. We thought it was a woman....... the pictures sent were of a cross-dressing man. He seemed dangerous!;

My lecturer in the next cubicle making pained noises, then a huge splashing sound. I thought he excreted his liver.

At a party, and fell asleep in the bog. Not on the job- the floor seemed nice, and it was private, away from all the music; I was knackered and a bit pissed. Woke up next day. Everyone seemed a bit pissed off with me.

[fudgeflaps]

Oh, I've just remembered my best one.

In a toilet in a swanky bar. Everything- stainless steel.

So I get on my tip-toes to piss into the metal trough. I think it is a little high.

I look into the mirror. A couple of lads are looking at me funny, nodding in my direction. I see them approach, and I'm expecting bother.

They inform me I'm pissing into the sink.

See, the design was so arty, the sink was a glorified trough encompassing the entire length of the room, with four inconspicous taps.

I laughed my arse off. So did they.

[Jonone]

Saviour of the universe .. (to the tune of 'Flash' by Queen)

[fudgeflaps]

What a compliment!!

Flash Gordon (1980) is one of my fave movies ever......... not for the axcting or the plot. That soundtrack and the memories!

!wink!

Bed......

... I've just belted one out to the pics on adultwork mentioned in a Promotions thread. Best one in a while.

Self-abuse? Or self-love?

Another question for Jacques to explore one week.

[planeterotica]

I once went to do a shoot with a well known porn model i wont mention her name, anyway she said before we start she would like to take a shower i replied ok can i come and film you showering to which she agreed, she then stripped off in the bedroom and made her way to the bathroom with me in hot pursuit, as soon as we was in the bathroom she said i will have to take a dump first and she just sat on the toilet and proceeded to have a crap right in front of me i was so taken aback i forgot to film it and as she was doing it she just looked at me and smiled but i must admit i did find it a bit of a turn on.

[Lizard]

I think you will fine those two people were really called Leroy and Dennis, a couple of legendary cricketing cottager's, so nice try but no cigar Alice. Was there a smell of Rohypnol, and was your arse sore the day after??