TV Twats

[andy at handiwork]

A while back I was cameraman on a CH4 sketch show that involved me and Eamon Holmes sharing a downstairs toilet for 15 mins, whilst unbeknown to him two actors set him up for a fall. He emerged from the closet to surprise what he thought was a fan, and stayed for a while basking in the glory of his being there. Half an hour after he left, and whilst we were setting up some other c-lister, he drove past the location, realised he'd been the victim of a joke, and demanded that it not be shown. It was the same show that featured 'Lap Dance Island'. Since about 40,000 punters applied, there must be some of you on this board. Anybody going to fess up?

[baggieb]

He's still the most irritating person on TV if he has Bipolar or not.

[Robches]

I honestly cannot believe no-one has mentioned Jonathan Ross. The BBC spunk ?18 million of our fucking money on this tosspot.

[Pervert]

Then why weren't Hendrix, Monroe etc annoying? You seem to suggest that being bipolar is a "get out of jail free" card for the unfunny and talentless twats that pollute our TV screens. As long as that pathetic excuse for a comedian continues to force himself on the public consciousness, I'll exercise my democratic right to call him a useless, humoue-free zone: or TWAT for short.

[dean1234]

Russel brand all the way big tosser
and Moyles is not far behind !rant!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Moyles, Woss, Sara Cox (great cans mind you), Brand, Norton, Holmes, there is a pattern here!

Vernon Kaye is very popular with the Danny O' Donnell, nice knitted jumper crowd, ie Grannies. The new Val Doonican!!

The 2 chutney stabbers who do the DIY program are annoying and Fiona Philips, cos she keeps Penny Smith, the World's #1 MILF off the couch.

[The Last Word]

How about, say, Anne Robinson, Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, and any of the others that have made bullying, nastiness and humiliation an acceptable part of their act?

True, it may be pure pantomime, but I'm wondering if it plays any part, if only ironically, in the unacceptable bullying we've seen recently on B*g Br*th*r.

As Woody Allen once said, life does not imitate art, it imitates bad television.

[Snake Diamond]

Is he gay though?

I read an article recently, that suggested he was, it is surprising how many TV Hosts are being revealed/outing themselves as gay.