Save Ronaldo!

[NeilUK]

Jack was walking round town when a man ran up to him and frantically said

"Please help, Cristiano Ronaldo has been kidnapped. He is being held in disused barn across town. His captors say unless they get ?100,000 by 4 o'clock they will douse the barn in petrol and burn him"

Jack says "Oh my god, how much is everyone giving"

The man replies "About a gallon..!!"



Neil

[Dickie Davies]

It's a good joke but don't give the little so-and-so any more excuse to try and scootle off to Madrid.

Man U have said they won't sell and I'm sure next season's away fixtures will be character forming for little Cristiano.

It would be a tragedy to deprive him of that.

There - I've probably not helped!

[Jacques]

Never really worked out for Alpay after his Beckham incident, I can see it going the same way.

If Ronaldo haddn't winked at the bench would it be a different situation?

[Cactus Jack]

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[Jock Strap]

Hmmmm....
Another exit from a competition, another scapegoat.
Pathetic.

[NeilUK]

Its not pathetic, I'm certainly not blaming him for our exit. I am blaming him for being a childish, cheating pillock. Rooney is an idiot, brainless beyond belief. But Ronaldo is a cheat, he also doesn't have the character needed to stay in Britain and win over the fans like Beckham did. Ronald will run off to Spain


Neil

[NeilUK]

Its not pathetic, I'm certainly not blaming him for our exit. I am blaming him for being a childish, cheating pillock. Rooney is an idiot, brainless beyond belief. But Ronaldo is a cheat, he also doesn't have the character needed to stay in Britain and win over the fans like Beckham did. Ronald will run off to Spain


Neil

[slamdaddy]

I don't think anyone on this forum has blamed Ronaldo for England going out. I knew we were going out before the match had even began. In all the previous games in the tournament Portugal had played well and England had played shite, there was no way we were going through. Frank Lampard had more shots than any player in the tournament, usually shooting even when there were players waiting for through-balls, Michael Owen is crap, Peter Crouch is a waste of space who never once bothered to go back and defend corners, Theo Walcott was never going to be played, Steven Gerrard is vastly overrated, and Wayne Rooney was recovering from an injury.
Ronaldo is however a diving cheating little bleeder, and thoroughly deserves the hatred I hope he's going to get at every single away game, and possibly some home games too, for Man Utd this season.

Putting words into peoples mouths.
Pathetic.

[Jock Strap]

Subconciously you blame him though and that will be reflected next season. If you hadn't have gone out would you still hate him so much?
Every team cheats at some point. This is more than that.