Worst post-goal celebrations

[Robches]

Crouch gets in the England team because he plays for a big club. Ditto for Walcott. End of Story. If either of them played for the likes of Charlton or Bolton they'd have no chance.

[sky blue alzer]

Robbie Keane's celebrations make me cringe.......not as bad as Heskey's 'DJing' one he did when he was at Liverpool though.

[fudgeflaps]

Heskey done a beauty in the England 5-1 rout of the Hun.

He scored his goal, wheeled off to the sideline and, doing some 'air-golf', he pretended to have putter in hand and motioned as if he were performing a two-inch putt!!!!

Class!

[Sam Slater]

I thought it was the 'cricket bat' celebration. Taking the piss out of the 'cricket score' we did over them......

!party!

[fudgeflaps]

Aaaaah, now I see, it all makes sense!!!!

The Germans wouldn't have got that one though.........not only through stereotypical lack of humour but via 'vot is ze kriket?'.

Actually, does Germany have any national self-invented sports apart from snuff-inhaling, annexing smaller, less capable neighbours !adolf! and anything generally featured on Eurotrash?

[Sam Slater]

I could be totally wrong fudgeflaps but I thought I heard -from my sports science days- that Germanys 1st adopted sport was gymnastics. Not sure if they actually 'invented' it as such, but Germany was conscidered the 'spiritual home' of gymnastics in the late 1800's.

Just a bit of useless info for everyone...... !laugh!

[sky blue alzer]

dunno about sport, but they were keen on the pitch invasion around 1939/40 ish