Italian pornstar offers Bin Laden sex for peace

[Steve R]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1799211.html

[eroticartist]

Hi Steve,
But Bin Laden belives that he has nineteen virgins awaiting in Paradise!
Mike Freeman.

[randyandy]

Always cracks me up when people quote Bin Laden's 'beliefs'.
!laughs!

[Steve R]

She has seen so much dick over the years that she is now clearly exhibiting signs of something very similar to senile dementia - namely penile dementia.

Whether or not Bin Laden has had any particular involvement in terrorist acts - and there is no real evidence whatsoever that he has - surely he deserves better than this?

I mean, one could probably fly a 757 up it, without touching the sides, by now.

[Marino]

I'd still fuck her

[steve56]

she looks like a bloke in drag!

[mart]

Blimey Marino, you can't be that desperate.

Mart

[Lex Luger]

If she was offering me sex, I'd pretty much nuke Italy besides Bret "The Hitman" Hart's area.

[fudgeflaps]

She's been through this tired rigmarole before; she may, on cursory inspection, be promoting peace but at heart she is shamelessly promoting herself, as substantiated by a short-lived appearance on Ch 5's 'The Farm'.

Several years ago, as a member (ooh-er, washboard, matron etc........) of Italian Parliament she volunteered the same thing to Saddam.

However, even back then she was getting on a bit, so 'it' would have probably (being mindful of the nature of her career) been like the opening of the top of a slack, knackered old welly-boot.

Soooo........... that's where the WMDs are stashed!! She's probably taken bigger rockets up there in her time tho!

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On a World Cup theme, Cicciolina starred in a WC-themed porno in the run-up to Italy '90- seriously!!!! With big Ron Jeremy.

Some of the players (do a Google to confirm):

-Maraboner (Ron Jeremy)

-Ruud Bullit. I can't remember the others.


Pele wasn't in it.....................

........he's impotent as we now know!