She has a nice figure, average face, but she's about the best looking girl there, and considering it's Stringfellows, I would have expected some more top quality birds. Instead, there are some distinctly average ones, plus a few ropey ones too...plenty of dodgy boob jobs to boot.
Considering they should theoretically be the 'cream of the crop', it's not the most awe inspiring line-up of babes I've ever seen by a long shot.
Officer Dibble's Top Birds
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stripeysydney
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Re: Officer Dibble's Top Birds
Got it, got it, it took me bloody ages, but I think I win, Maralyn Mansons bit of fluff, Dita Von Teese. An absolute cracker.
Re: Officer Dibble's Top Birds
Yeah, but after going out with Manson, would she be prepared for the weirdness that is Dibble !grin!
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Re: Officer Dibble's Top Birds
Don't know about totally nude but this earned me a compiment from him last year.
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Officer Dibble
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Re: Officer Dibble's Top Birds
" She's got a great figure, nice to see hips for a change"
You can say that again. One of my main gripes about chav birds (apart from lairy attitudes) is that they don't seem to have waists and hips. They tend to go straight down from the shoulders! I think this is the main reason they just leave me cold - they're not shaped like women should be shaped. I believe the waist hip ratio is far more important in the process of sexual attraction than most people realize - when your primeval mind gets a butchers at that hour glass shape it's like flicking a switch - this is unequivocally a woman, a healthy, fertile creature, just ripe to be impregnated. Ever wondered why forumites can't get Teresa May out of their minds? Have you noticed her shape? Yes, it's like a breath of fresh air seeing a puka bird with womanly hips, instead of those inert, androgynous, chavs that seem to have proliferated over the past decade.
"And did I see a tiny tattoo on her back. That's too much chavness for Officer Dibble."
Indeed. It means they are buying into chav culture, adopting at least some of it's wanky standards and mores.
"guess to win you have to pick a girl that has no implants, no tattoos, natural bod and that special natural beauty and sophistication. Buggered if I can think of anyone. What about Adele Stephens?"
Are, yes, Adele. Adele is a class act who started her career in the pre-chav age. She doesn?t have any tattoos and even has a naturally minged beaver. She's extremely impressive and statuesque in the flesh, with and amazing pair of boobies. Yep, your stock who reach an all time high if perchance you were to walk into a restaurant or bar with Adele on your arm. Here are a few snaps I took round my gaff -
Officer Dibble
You can say that again. One of my main gripes about chav birds (apart from lairy attitudes) is that they don't seem to have waists and hips. They tend to go straight down from the shoulders! I think this is the main reason they just leave me cold - they're not shaped like women should be shaped. I believe the waist hip ratio is far more important in the process of sexual attraction than most people realize - when your primeval mind gets a butchers at that hour glass shape it's like flicking a switch - this is unequivocally a woman, a healthy, fertile creature, just ripe to be impregnated. Ever wondered why forumites can't get Teresa May out of their minds? Have you noticed her shape? Yes, it's like a breath of fresh air seeing a puka bird with womanly hips, instead of those inert, androgynous, chavs that seem to have proliferated over the past decade.
"And did I see a tiny tattoo on her back. That's too much chavness for Officer Dibble."
Indeed. It means they are buying into chav culture, adopting at least some of it's wanky standards and mores.
"guess to win you have to pick a girl that has no implants, no tattoos, natural bod and that special natural beauty and sophistication. Buggered if I can think of anyone. What about Adele Stephens?"
Are, yes, Adele. Adele is a class act who started her career in the pre-chav age. She doesn?t have any tattoos and even has a naturally minged beaver. She's extremely impressive and statuesque in the flesh, with and amazing pair of boobies. Yep, your stock who reach an all time high if perchance you were to walk into a restaurant or bar with Adele on your arm. Here are a few snaps I took round my gaff -
Officer Dibble
Re: Officer Dibble's Top Birds
If you had scrolled down that thread you would have found a awesome posting from pevian
And when you've taken that in, I'll post a link to my original pic. and the rest of them.
Mart
And when you've taken that in, I'll post a link to my original pic. and the rest of them.
Mart