Who has the tiniest dinkle in porn?

[chatterji]

My nomination: Johnny 'Rebel' Mason. Rebel without a cock.

Still, hats off to the man. Nightmare hair combo of baldness and pony-tail, scrawny, middle-aged, and a minute widdler, but none of that's held him back. Let him be a lesson unto to us all: Pay a girl enough and she'll sleep with you.

[Marino]

How come it's okay to take the piss out of the rebel, but not the girls.
Not really cricket is it.

[chatterji]

I'm sure he's big enoiugh to take it.

[mart]

Thanks but no thanks. I, for one, don't want an un-moderated forum where creeps can get their kicks out of slagging off. Never heard of trolls?

Mart

[jimslip]

Speaking as a "Minger", attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder. No doubt those Yank fuckers' definition of "minger" is, in the case of a woman, older than 22, not blonde, without false tits and lacking a trout pout. In the case of a guy, not a body builder and having an IQ of more than 60.

[Lex Luger]

Tubby Bob.

[jimslip]

Yes and I think she's lovely too. But that's not to say other girls who might not be the most popular or do not fit the stereotype of "Porn Starlet" are any less desirable.

Personally I love all of 'em!

Apart from 1 Polish girl that is appearing in a few weeks time, the most miserable old bag I've ever had the misfortune to shag! After five minutes, she announced, "In Warsaw we finish movie by now!" Anyway she's going on the site to prove to everyone it's not all fun, all of the time..........just most of the time!

But 1 misery out of over 100 absolute babes isn't bad going.

Oops does this count as slagging a girl off?

[one eyed jack]

Dont worry Jim...It takes all sorts to make a world. As for those watch the clock types: You must be nice. I would tell to go home and spend the money on another girl who was more deserving of it!happy!