jack dee

[dedra]

Good joke on Jack Dee tonite:-
What is the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesnt spit your load out!

its the way i tell em

[Guilbert]

Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex.

A. She closes the car door


Q. What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to attract men.

A. Her legs

[Heathray]

What kind of underwear does an Essex girl wear? Next!

[Jayr]

Also liked this one:

What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony

[dedra]

Yeah that was good. Sometimes the cell phone jokes are better than his!

[IdolDroog]

hate to break it to you dedra, but the cellfone jokes clearly are his jokes as well,. same as the old notepad he use to leave instead of a mobile....he only ever reads out the odd comment that someone from the audience actually said because u can tell from how they react

[dedra]

you've shattered my illusion. Whats the world coming too

[steve56]

thats brilliant brother blue.