favourite conspiracies

[Digi-Guy]

Not true why just last saturday I enjoyed a local indian meal and all day Sunday the strife and bin lids were shuttled back from that great ball of cheese in the sky.

Plus Roger Moore as the secret 007 shagged a bird in space and I know cos I saw it on me tele?

So smoke that one you hatefull anti moon programme fools.

DG

[Digi-Guy]

Please Mr tell no one I said that or theyll be here to chop of me bonse?

Long live the queeeeeen and all her hangers on, scrounging reptile fuckers.

DG

[Jayr]

The Titanic didn't sink is a good conspiracy.

Some believe that the ship that hit the iceberg was infact the Olympic not the Titanic. They changed the ships identity in dock when the Olympic was being repaired. A Royal Navy ship had rammed the Olympic and caused a lot of damage that could not be repaired thus making the ship a write off so the owners of the White Star fleet cooked up a plan to sink her as the Titantic by faking an accident in the middle of nowhere. If stories are to be believed they had rescue ships in the area the "Titanic" was suppose to sink but unforunately she actually hit an iceberg and sank on her "way to the accident" some 20 odd miles away.

She may not be a lizard but we all really know what the Queen's up to! Think about it: 3 names, 2 birthdays.... she signing on!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Paul McCartney died in 1967, the clues are all there on album covers it must be true the same man who wrote Penny Lane and Hello Goodbye could never have wrote Mary Had A Little Lamb and The Frog Chorus could he?

[Digi-Guy]

Well there is the one that goes like Hitler and our gracious queen were siblings.

Nope its no good I just made it up out of sheer boredom?

DG

Or did I?

[Deuce Bigolo]

The one about the devil being incontrol of earth via all the world leaders who have blood ties to the occult seems plausible when you consider how the world has been at war for like ever

Its all here and more



cheers
B....OZ

[Rude Boy]

ZOG! There's a good un which really winds up far right wackos. Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain, Led Zep's satanic pact (Probably the best one ever), Jim Morrison not really being dead...there's loads of belter theories.

[Steve R]

You are, of course, aware that the Rev. Ian Paisley is Jimmy Page's father, that he taught young Jimmy to play and that Paisley actually played the guitar part on the studio recording of "The Rain Song"?.

[The Last Word]

Considering his alleged departure from this mortal coil put barely a dent on his recording schedule (or so it seems), the Tupac Shakur is still alive theory holds a bit more water than most perhaps.