Working girl.

[mart]

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail
when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered.
The man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his
apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him,
"I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for ?100, with one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want
me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew
his wallet from his pocket and counted out five ?20 notes,
which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly said, "Paint my
house."

Mart

[Deano!]

My stupid boss who has no sense of humour would, upon hearing that joke, claim that he got his house painted for half that.