Porn-a-likes

[Ace]

Anyone else think that Bayern Munichs famous keeper, Oliver Khan looks like Robin Askwith from those corny 'Confessions of.......' films.
Matching barnet, square jaw, fat arse..........letting his balls get through his legs (Thanks Lucio)

[nachovx]

Sometimes if i'm watching a nature program and a walrus appears, I often mistake it for Ron Jeremy !

[The Love Walrus]

As the self-styled Love Walrus of Olde Horsham Towne I am pleased to hear walruses getting a mention on this esteemed forum. I am about the same size as Big Ron in the gut department but sadly not in the trouser department. Which is a pity. Equally, I do not sport an enormous moustache, which can only be a good thing. I do sometimes look in my mirror and see Brad Pitt which is only because my missus has taped a picture of him on there. Bitch.

I would love to see Gwyneth Paltrow's (probably non-existent) twin sister getting gangbanged by a dozen big lads and then covered in spaff, but realise that this is an unlikely prospect.

Keep it real! (What exactly does that mean?)

Ron's Younger Brother
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[tommy]

speaking of those confessions.... films, did anyone ever see the one with the oxo mum in it? she had crackin pair of tits.

[Ace]

She gets 'em out again in the piss-poor Sweeney film..........and very nice too!!

[chatterji]

Cloned? Tim Roth in 'Made in Britain' and Nicola Holt.



Picture 5. I rest my case.


The Jackalope from Pixar's 'Boundin' is the spit of Terry One-Eyed Jack Stephens.



He's the one on the left.