Michael Jackson joke

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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Beat this one!

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
Arnold Layne
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Re: Beat this one!

Post by Arnold Layne »

I'd like to poke something other than fun at him, a cattle prod hooked up to the national grid

"This one's for my man "T"...
& it's called Wish you were here"
eduardo
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Re: Michael Jackson joke

Post by eduardo »

David Beckham turns to Michael Jackson and says,

"When your trial is over, would you like to join myself and Victoria on our yacht"?

"Yes I'd love to come on your cruise" says Michael.

Bad joke.
CharlieChick
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Re: Michael Jackson joke

Post by CharlieChick »

The FBI raided Michael Jackson's house,
In the living room they found class A drugs,
In the kitchen, class B
In the bedroom they found class 5C.

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The Love Walrus
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Re: Michael Jackson joke

Post by The Love Walrus »

Don't knock Michael Jackson, he's all white!

You can see the sea - it's over there between the land and the sky...
steve56
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Re: Michael Jackson joke

Post by steve56 »

he uses omo i guess.The Love Walrus wrote:

> Don't knock Michael Jackson, he's all white!
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