Kate Beckinsale

[Lizard]

Does ANYBODY know how I can get this women to stop stalking me!!, I mean she,s like on the phone night and day, e-mails, dropping her knickers off at the end of me drive etc etc, all because I told her once at a pie and pea supper for the homeless reptile association, that she was reasonably attractive!, now it,s like, " Oh Liz what do I have to do to hump you"? how can I make you give me your reptilian bits!, Well I,m at the end of me rope!!
Leave it girl, and get a life..

Right, a cuppa I think.

[Pervert]

Had the same trouble myself with Halle Berry. Wouldn't take no for an answer. Tried everything---not washing, forgetting to brush my teeth, farting in bed and shoving her head under the covers to smell it . . . . But would she take the hint?

[Holden MacGroyn]

I had the same with Demi Moore & Salma Hayek...so I knobbed them.
Simple solution.

[Lizard]

Sorry Holden thats only one step up from a rentboy! me and craca,s are far too civilised for all that malarky, where,s your pride.......................SLAG!

[Holden MacGroyn]

My pride?
Buried deep inside the silky love folds of Salma.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Castration is always an option

Far more believable/provable than saying your a raving homosexual,a priest
or the lowest of the low,Celibate

Heres hoping you all got your moneys worth while lying on the couch and dictating your thoughts

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'd expect nothing less from a Reeny Understudy

Demi & salma cover the thin,what about the thick?

Roseanne & Mimi(from the drew carey Show-with full make-up) should be just the ticket to see wether you've got what it takes

cheers
B....OZ

[Blueberry]

These chavs !

I was pestered by one as well.

They always go for us with fame and money.
I'm afraid there's nothing you can do - Kate Beckinscale is known as one persistent chauvette that never will take no for an answer..

Last year I myself got stalked by a chavy young Russian - she said she desperately wanted a place to stay so she could play some tennis - I told her to get lost but she continued to beg and even offered to pay in kind - I refused in horror of course.
Then I was stupid enough to say that I would oblige and at least give her housing if she did something worthwile in her life first;say like winning the Wimbledon.

It turned out she did..
I never got a spare moment all summer.

Maria - my stalker from last year