Policman Talks Sense Shock

[jazmakk]

When I was burgled I heard a noise and rushed down the stairs with the but of my pool cue, the little neds(2 of the w**kers)got the fright of there lives when they see this big(slightly rotund)hairy bam, butt neeked with a pool cue,right away they droped everything and hared it into the night.Lucky I found everything except the video remote,but if I'd cought the little buggers at leased one would have had cue imbedied in his forehead.In me opinion I'v never had anything against corpral punnishment BRING BACK THE BIRCH and withhold medical treatment except for paracetamol and T.C.P. and for repeat affenders the more you affend the more of a punishment you get,and lets see how many neds try it more than two birchings.

[Holden MacGroyn]

They probably thought you was going to bum them to death in all your hairy nakedness!

[fevrd]

buglers?

Can we give a good kicking to people with loud stereos as well? And Emma says what about boy racers revving up in the street.

[fevrd]

Wouldn't have done Tony Martin any good. He was convicted of premeditated murder. He went round telling people beforehand that he was going to kill someone.