Dibble's favourite restaurant?

[Illinoisblue]

[steve56]

funny i had him down for mr fish or www.pizzaexpress.co.uk

[The Last Word]

That 'linguist' was the esteemed Susie Dent, there to promote her excellent tome The Language Report.

You're probably right about the posh kids, Magoo, and how ironic - them going back to wearing the Burberry they once wore before chav culture's hijacking of it.

[Illinoisblue]

Hmmm, Susie Dent.

Is she the sexy innocent-looking word monkey from Countdown's Dictionary Corner?

[Officer Dibble]

Wheyhey! The old Chav Brassiere, eh? Next time I'm down in Chipping Norton I'll have to call round for a 'Big Chav 'n' Fries'. I may even push the boat out and ask 'Shazza' the waitress if I might impose upon her to 'go large?. I'm sure she'd oblige - particularly after I had brandished my 'wad'. Shit, she'd probably even throw in a 5-gallon beaker of Chava Cola, along with a daft hat and a balloon!

Officer Dibble

[The Last Word]

'Tis her indeed. And she's a lot smarter than that overrated, botoxed Vorderwoman, y'know.

[Illinoisblue]

Smarter and a lot sexier.

I bet Richard Whiteley's thought of a few conundrums involving Carol and Susie.

[PaulE]

If you do go, just make sure you wear Burberry and plenty of 'bling' - there's bound to be a dress code!