Virtual Sex with Magoo !!!

[Pervert]

Come on, Holden. What's wrong? Did you wash your karate pyjamas with a red t-shirt by mistake, and now everyone thinks you have a pink belt? Something must have brought on this rabid misanthropy.

[Holden MacGroyn]

"Well I for one will laugh when your teeth all need removing due to your soft drink addiction."

Yeah and I'll laugh when I kick your teeth down your throat and watch you try to suck a fag end..


"You have no idea how hard it is to ....blah blah....its a real addiction ...moan whinge.....there is enough nicotine in......DENIED"

So what? Bitch.


Actually, I do hope you manage to kick the habit.
You know I mean that dickhead.


Now fuck off.
I didn't ask for people to question my misery.

Crackers. I don't do Karate you ginger bastard.....although when I was young, a green belt did get put in with a suit.....I looked like a bogey. S'not my fault. Shouldn't have picked me.


Choad.

[Pervert]

Still no nearer finding out what's bothering you, then.

[Pervert]

In which case, goodnight, gents.

[Holden MacGroyn]

magoo wrote:

> Hes just looking for simpathy.

Is that the same as sympathy.
Buck toothed pikey bitch.

[Lizard]

Take no notice of the whining cunt Maggs, he,s done nowt but bitch since Sunday, bitch, bitch, bitch, I bet he,s got toothache or something due to the excessive amount of coke he drinks, he must have teeth like tombstones, and the dentist has probably told him to fuck off, as he doesn,t have the 'right'equipment to deal with them....
Either that or his mum took him to a local 'casting' agent, for an audition, and he never even got in the foyer......., so now he wondering around going ahh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, like Anne of little Britian!!

[Holden MacGroyn]

You big fat gay, ginger, balding, four eyed, man-titted shit eating donkey raper.
You've got fuck all nice to say to me.
My toof hurts like a bitch and now it's one remaining neighbouring toof, for I only have 2 toofs, is hurting like blunt-knifed castration.
What the fuck am I goin to do with all of my dental floss?
Perhaps your mother would be interested in buying it and using it as a thong to scare the masses with her gargantuan lardy-arse-ness.

You unfeeling bastard.