Virtual Sex with Magoo !!!

[Lizard]

Yes it,s true, ladies! you can buy this on DVD now, and at 2hr 2mins running time it,s a steal, there are out-takes, and backstage footage as well, and you can direct the action...and it,s all action all the way.
The film opens with our hero getting out of bed wearing big grey Y fronts with 'Britney' emblazened accross the arse, mmmmm tasty eh!, then we get to follow our hero to the bathroom, all the time he is scratching his arse of course, upon reaching the netty, our hero vomits/craps/pees....YOU decide!!
we then follow our hero as he gets dressed, again YOU decide, will he wear laidies pants? or shall we dress in in his favourite 'cowboy' outfit, the choice is yours ladies!!!
Once dressed we are treated to a typical Magoo 'Day', this includes visits to the GUM clinic, Dole office, Phsyciatrists etc....YOU choose, you get to go Drinking with him in some of Newcastles favourite watering holes (this is somewhat restricted to places that will admit him), then it,s off to a top class burger bar for tea, and home for a night of debauched sex, where you control the 'Action'.
This DVD is only available through 'Bellend Productions' my new company, and is a real bargain at ?80 a pop.
e.mail me for details.

Liztheripoffmerchant@bellendproductions.com.

[Pervert]

That is unmercifully cruel, Lizard. Still, I'm sure you've got a best-seller on your hands. Holden's already ordered a dozen copies.

[Lizard]

Yes Carac, there is a 'Gay' version available as well!....unbelievable really!

[Holden MacGroyn]

You very small total bastards.

Ginger, the pair of you.

[Pervert]

Heh
Heh
Heh.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'm currently working on MagooFighter the game.
You have to get Mags home from the pub whilst he is pissed out of his skull on 8 Ace whilst trying to avoid the street scum that pop out from behind bins etc.

Mags has to try and use a pair of nunchukas whilst under the influence and not smash his own brain cell out.

I wrote "whilst" 3 times.
I am the man.

[Pervert]

It's a tough market at the moment, what with Dibble's Chavkiller 2004 due out for Christmas, Lizard's Bogbegone (a game of scatalogical mayhem) and Mike Read's Pop Quiz VR game where you compete with Steve to see who knows most about 1969.

Best of luck with your game, Holden.

[Pervert]

Nothing wrong with your humour level, Magoo. Would it help if I was to acquire a thpeech impediment?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Ahhh boo hoo poor widdle Magoo hasn't had a fag.
So what you fucking cheap bitch. What do you want?
A medal?
I'll fucking pin it to your pickled liver myself bitch.

It fucking pisses me off when a dumbass like yourself wants everyones sympathy for not smoking or boozing.

Yeah well, I want Salma Hayek to suck my cock but she wont.
Now wheres my motherfucking sympathy.

Everyone can still go fuck off.
I hate everyone.