These used to be places you could relax with a drink, and a chat with your mates/g/friend/wife etc, not any more!, they have been taken over by loud raucus cunts with devil sperm offspring, " No! kieran, dont put your finger in that mans beer" "Klye! stop it", fucking 'my name is stan' ringtones, and all manner of annoying twats, which has caused me to contemplate moving even further out into the wilderness, to find a real pub, where adults go to have a drink, and a fucking good argument, or maybe it,s just summer, and I,m feeling fractious, what do you lot think, should there be a seperate area for families, ie: the staying at home area, or am I bieng a tad harsh on the mutants........
Anyway, Iv,e had a cuppa now, and I,m a bit more chilled....
Beer Gardens..My arse
Beer Gardens..My arse
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Re: Beer Gardens..My arse
the kids today are very hiley strung.
Re: Highly Strung kids
In the immortal Fawlty Towers episode where Basil replies to a horrid child who's mother tells him 'Hes very highly strung'
......'Yes, he should be!!'
......'Yes, he should be!!'
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I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Beer Gardens..My arse
In my new progressive Britain, offensive ringtones would be punishable by public disemboweling. Giving a child a ridiculous name would be punishable by having your knackers sliced off and fed to you raw.
But, then, I'm a liberal.
But, then, I'm a liberal.
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Re: Highly Strung kids
i remember that line.Ace wrote:
> In the immortal Fawlty Towers episode where Basil replies to a
> horrid child who's mother tells him 'Hes very highly strung'
>
> ......'Yes, he should be!!'
>
>
> In the immortal Fawlty Towers episode where Basil replies to a
> horrid child who's mother tells him 'Hes very highly strung'
>
> ......'Yes, he should be!!'
>
>
Re: Beer Gardens..My arse
Caractacus the impaler!, got a nice ring tone to it eh?, anyway I,d vote for you, as long as you brought back garrotting for loud lairy behaviour.....
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Re: Beer Gardens..My arse
I'll make sure it's in the manifesto.
Caractacus the Impaler----always making a political point.
Caractacus the Impaler----always making a political point.
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Re: Ridiculous names
I've heard kids with 'modern' names from films............the most OBVIOUS was a KEANU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone match that?
Oh, no need to mention Geldofs kids crazy names
Anyone match that?
Oh, no need to mention Geldofs kids crazy names
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Ridiculous names
Will all the kids with these weird names change them by deed-poll later in life????. What about all the Phoenix family names??????????