Attn Lizard

[Lizard]

What the fuck is a miasma? and I did not shit the bed (again) I just had a small follow thru, after the pilchards, no harm done. apart from the cat
I will gladly take the peasants of you, maybe I could put them to work on my plantation along with the other 12 chinese gordons! and re your question about chinese names: 'gor' (to cook) 'don' (shopowner) so thats that sorted.
Re Mrs Liz,s cooking. She couldnt make a pot to piss in, she has no culinary skills whatsoever, making toast is a huge ordeal for her, but she does have a lovely bottom, and thats more than can be said for Rick the fish Stien, who has fucked Cornwall up good and proper, you cant get a bastard steak down there for love nor dope....cunt!
Dont ever be fooled by 'gay sharks' or twinky fins etc, they will bite your fucking heed of, and not even break sweat!, I mean it! do not fuck with them, I did! and thats why I am like Potter, and I dont mean Harry!

NEXT.......

[Lizard]

Anthony, is not a bad geezer really Maggs, take it from me!, he led a raucus lifestlye (or so he thought) for a while, and the 'Hacienda' was a great place once, apart from the bottom sniffing bar downstairs! why!, I myself have had some inspirational moments in the Hassie.... and have left many souveniers there!, it is appartments now, but I wouldn,t want one, if they were free, as I,m a cunt ry dweller, and am happy on my estate.
3 wings and a pheasant drumstick are not going to get me very far, you tightwad! I sent you a whole heffer the other week, to go with your potatoes, not forgetting the tin of nestles milk for your cornflakes! dont be worryin aboot war cat, he,s out fucking anything with fur on it, and wont be back till sunset!
Kettles on, and Iv,e dried a teabag for you, dont forget your incontinence pants, I dont want you shitting on the axminster again, it took us a month to clean the fucking thing! last time...

[Ace]

Magoo wrote 'I cannot make pastry'

Governors Report you slag!!!!

And Liz, make sure you 'hang' Game before you eat it, and try braising instead of roasting them.

Finally Mags, you posted last year about the Chinese take-aways that gamble like there's no tomorrow, and the name of THAT particular proprieter was Johnny Wong..............NOT David or Gordon