Thats because you had too much oxygen when you were a baby, and it gets you too excited, it was an amazing 'wipe' though.
Talking of style guru,s, how are you and Stevie getting on? are you wearing a pistols T shirt yet?
Pacific DVD Players
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Holden MacGroyn
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I wear Sex, he wears Pistols.
It was the wipe of the century.
Personally I think those slags took a liberty and if I find out where they live there's gonna be a lot of wet used toilet roll thrown at their windows.
It was the wipe of the century.
Personally I think those slags took a liberty and if I find out where they live there's gonna be a lot of wet used toilet roll thrown at their windows.
Still.....Holden MacGroyn
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
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You were lucky you didn,t get an ABSO, or a restraining order, you obviously caught them on a good day, you were a bit harsh on Robbie, he,s a nice boy, good to his mother etc, takes his pay packet home every week...
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Holden MacGroyn
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Indeed he does and then gives it to his supplier.....HANG ON HANG ON WITH THE DELETION BUTTON. I MEANT SUPPLIER OF ELECTRICITY AND PHONE LINENESS.
There's one mod who fucking thinks he's Clint Eastwood or Jack Palance.
"Pick up the insult."
"I don' wanna Mr Mod"
"Pick. Up. The. Insult."
"But sir if I do, y'all shoot me daan in flames."
"Pick it up"
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DELETION
".....You all saw he was cunting Robbie off."
There's one mod who fucking thinks he's Clint Eastwood or Jack Palance.
"Pick up the insult."
"I don' wanna Mr Mod"
"Pick. Up. The. Insult."
"But sir if I do, y'all shoot me daan in flames."
"Pick it up"
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DELETION
".....You all saw he was cunting Robbie off."
Still.....Holden MacGroyn
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
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Officer Dibble
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Greetings Magoo,
"the type one might see being sold at local market stalls by a shifty looking gentleman called Nazrul."
Well acquainted with moody market gents called Nazrul - indeed I often accompany them to their preferred eatery to partake of an excellent Lamb Karai while conspiring in matters of mammon.
"I know it will play my porn discs OK as they are all genuine DVD not DVD-R or anything."
The fact is it's the cheap Chinese players that are the most compatible. They will play decently recorded DVD-R's no problem at all. It's your mid-market Panasonics, Hitachi's Samsungs etc, that may not find DVD-R's to their liking.
The Asda machines sound like they were simply just too cheap. Wal-Mart will have screwed down the Chinese manufactures down to the very borderline of profitability using components that when screwed together only just qualify the resulting machine as a DVD player. They will have been quite cynical in this believing that the vast majority of consumers are no taste, no sense, idiots, who want believe that you can get something for next to nothing. All these low-grade punters will see is that it is A DVD PLAYER and that it is ?25.00. Notions of a machines performance and durability never enter the heads of these knob heads. In fact their whole existence is devoid of quality control. Their minds are far too small to grapple with the conundrum of a ?25.00 DVD player vs. a ?2,500.00 DVD player.
Anyhow, my associates and I are planning a trip to the mega trade fair in China latter this year. Could be that we order a container or two of cheap, but good, DVD players and who knows what other wonders the Chinese will have to offer us for next to no money? Well, got to checkout other opportunities now that the old porn biz is becoming a bit of a drag.
Officer Dibble
"the type one might see being sold at local market stalls by a shifty looking gentleman called Nazrul."
Well acquainted with moody market gents called Nazrul - indeed I often accompany them to their preferred eatery to partake of an excellent Lamb Karai while conspiring in matters of mammon.
"I know it will play my porn discs OK as they are all genuine DVD not DVD-R or anything."
The fact is it's the cheap Chinese players that are the most compatible. They will play decently recorded DVD-R's no problem at all. It's your mid-market Panasonics, Hitachi's Samsungs etc, that may not find DVD-R's to their liking.
The Asda machines sound like they were simply just too cheap. Wal-Mart will have screwed down the Chinese manufactures down to the very borderline of profitability using components that when screwed together only just qualify the resulting machine as a DVD player. They will have been quite cynical in this believing that the vast majority of consumers are no taste, no sense, idiots, who want believe that you can get something for next to nothing. All these low-grade punters will see is that it is A DVD PLAYER and that it is ?25.00. Notions of a machines performance and durability never enter the heads of these knob heads. In fact their whole existence is devoid of quality control. Their minds are far too small to grapple with the conundrum of a ?25.00 DVD player vs. a ?2,500.00 DVD player.
Anyhow, my associates and I are planning a trip to the mega trade fair in China latter this year. Could be that we order a container or two of cheap, but good, DVD players and who knows what other wonders the Chinese will have to offer us for next to no money? Well, got to checkout other opportunities now that the old porn biz is becoming a bit of a drag.
Officer Dibble
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yes Magoo the Pacific outputs true pal so no problem converting a ntsc dvd to pal vhs, as you say ASDA offered a 3 year no quibble guarantee but too many time wasters and piss takers were taking advantage of this as the specs went up on these machines they took them back and got a brand spanking new higher spec machine, these pacific dvd players are in my opinion the highest spec of the bargain basement dvd players and well worth the 30 or 40 quid you pay and if you aint happy you can toddle along to your local asda and take it back, the only thing they might not play are dvd-r which are recorded on a panasonic dvd recorder some models play them and some do not.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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Officer Dibble
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"When you go to this trade fair in China try not to start ranting about "third world nutmegs" or "communists"
Good tip Magoo. I'll endeavor to keep mi lip buttoned.
Not heard about that Vance chap, but a marble importer dude did come round one day to buy one of my Porsches of mi mum's front when I was runnin' 'Kerbside Motors - Cushty Conveyances At A Price You Can Afford.' And now you come to mention it, I had to shell out 3K for the African emerald granite worktops the last time I had mi kitchen tossed off. I bet the fuckers only paid ?50 quid for it!
Officer Dibble
Good tip Magoo. I'll endeavor to keep mi lip buttoned.
Not heard about that Vance chap, but a marble importer dude did come round one day to buy one of my Porsches of mi mum's front when I was runnin' 'Kerbside Motors - Cushty Conveyances At A Price You Can Afford.' And now you come to mention it, I had to shell out 3K for the African emerald granite worktops the last time I had mi kitchen tossed off. I bet the fuckers only paid ?50 quid for it!
Officer Dibble
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The new (very new - a few weeks) Panasonic DVD Recorders now produce more compatible disks. Those produced by the E50 will not play on a Cyberhome. Those produced by the E55 will.