Scouser Joke

[Pervert]

Prepare for deletion.

But I liked it.


How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy.

[jj]

.....in which case, surely the putative impregnator would aim for the incorrect orifice, thereby rendering the quip illogical and the nun still unfertilised.

I'm sorry, I'll go back to bed now, matron.
Will you be using the rubber glove again tonight? I've been VERY naughty...

[Pervert]

Note to self, never ever attempt to tell a joke while Mr Logic is in the building.

[Pervert]

Anyone who goes around drunk all the time, ranting about girls, has got to be hiding some dark secret.

Erm, sorry, mate

Was there not a flashback scene of him as some hideous teaching priest?

[Pervert]

Better that than Mrs Doyle who continued her tea fetish after the gender realignment surgery and now calls herself Lizard.

[steve56]

why do nuns go around in pairs?to make sure one nun dont get none,tony blackburn 1975.