charlotte church

[littlenicky]

i fancy the fuckin pants off her......... someone from here ask her to name her price to do a porno!!!

[Officer Dibble]

Charlotte Church? Now you're talkin'

Officer D

[jj]

Louise H and Charlotte, in 'Lessons in Lesbianism'.
Hop to it, then.........

[Officer Dibble]

Or 'Miss Louise's Lezzy Lesson? Yeah, I reckon Louise going tongue-to-twat with Charlotte would be pretty firkin groovy. If I were filming it I would probably join in...

Officer Dibble

[jj]

You have many eccentricities, but surely beng a lesbian isn't one of them?

[Officer Dibble]

No, I'd wade in with mi throbbing stonka. I'd leave the tounges and dildos to the experts.

Officer Dibble

[jj]

...so a retitling would be in order........perhaps 'Dibble's Dirty Dildo Dolly Doubles'....

[littlenicky]

if i met her in a pub i bet i could pull her!!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Pull her what?
Oh I see what you mean, yeah but then you'd wake up.

[Officer Dibble]

I would say that?s highly unlikely unless you've got a big wedge. Louise has a taste for the good things in life, if you are going to flick her switch you need to at least have an air of wealth and status. Also, Louise is not the sort of girl who frequents 'pubs.' It?s wine bars, restaurants or posh clubs.

Officer Dibble