Don't spit, swallow

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jj
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by jj »

Not a prob: my semen is said by my 'customers' to be so delicious, that I currently have contracts to supply it to several well-known cafes, as the main ingredient of their smoothies.
So each week I eat several different varieties of fruit, according to my clients' requirements.

Doubtless many of you have already (unwittingly) sampled my merchandise.
My next project involves my poo, and chocolate sundaes: remember, you heard it here first- tell all your friends !!
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
mart
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by mart »

Well, if she does dump you, go to this page.


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jj
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

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Holders tried to woo Sandie by describing his bowel movements?
Tell me more........
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signification...."
Pervert
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by Pervert »

Hmmm, erm, lovely. Think I'll give that one a miss, Mart.
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mart
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by mart »

How liberal is the landlord of your local Caractucus?


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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by Pervert »

Not that liberal!

And besides, I'd need reinforced bar stools.
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Don't spit, swallow

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

I found it very refreshing as I'm on this all fibre diet

Guaranteed shit every hour without fail

cheers
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