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[jj]

Substitute 'Leeds' for 'manure', and yer spot-on.
It's a tough old world......

[What?]

Its a real crisis for Man Utd... being 3rd out of 92 (or is it 93?) clubs!

[Cerberus]

Yep a real crisis, not winning any silver, poor luvs. Being the wealthiest football club in existance must be some small compensation tho!
I bet the other 92 clubs (excluding Dynamo Chelsea lol) wished they were on the horns of such a crisis.

[diplodocus]

oi

[jj]

You misread me, old son- I really feel for Leeds, a once-great club brought to such a parlous state by boardroom incompetence, etc.