Holden's Shit Of Doom

[Holden MacGroyn]

My shit was a good one and being the rough & tough daredevil sort of bloke that I am, I didn't even use a condom.
Anyway, I've heard that it ended up washed up on some beach in Brighton and that GreenPeace & Friends of the Earth mistook it for a whale and got their hands real dirty trying to push it back into the ocean.

How I laughed, but as a result of GreenPeace & F.O.T.E having been taken over by an extremist Ayatollah deathsquad mob, I now have a fatwah over my head for my Satanic Turd. It just sort of hangs there and says "Now you're fucked matey boy."

I blame Sandie for this as had she not mentioned her Virus...thats PC virus you sickos...none of this would have come to light.

Anyway, Mr Rushdie my new neighbour has a stunning model for a wife and she's certainly been giving me the eye, so I may bang one out in hers, with a condom of course.

Ta, ta for now.


[Edited by Holden MacGroyn]
Turns out they've split up so woo hoo to me!