There is nothing like a real fire, especially when burning logs, you can get warm of them, chuck all your rubbish on them, turn the back of your legs into corned beef, and practice the scene from brown toms schooldays in front of them, they smell great, and give you a feeling of security, and you can even make toast on them, if youve got bread in the house.
Central heating on the other hand is for nancy boys, and gaylords, it dries your eyes and throat out,and makes you die younger, it is also responsible for impotency......................I have not got a fucking clue what I,m on about! I went for a curry and it was very hot, but not like a real fire! however you cant eat a real fire, but they are seriously cool, or is that an oxymoron!
Real Fires..............
Real Fires..............
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Re: Real Fires..............
No matter how high I turn up the thermostat, my skin STILL remains a nice shade of pink and remains attached to my flesh. Damn this central heating shit. Man i'm thirsty.....