Biscuits................

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Lizard
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Biscuits................

Post by Lizard »

How do people eat thiers? I have just eaten 12 ginger biscuits and 3 fig rolls, and now I am ready to 'toss my cookie' (vomit for the simple), I have probably overdone it! I dont seem to be able to help it, once I start eating biscuits I just rattle em in! the problem is I am going for a ruby in a couple of hours.
My favourite biscuits are those ones with rolled oats in them, cant remember what the fuck they are called (M56 will know) I,m also partial to those ones with toffee in and chocolate covered, orange kit-kats, but custard creams make me violent with ba touch of incontinence......
Dont go thinking.Oh! that Liz he must be a right fat bastard, cos I,m not, although over xmas I usually gain around 12 stone.

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steve56
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Post by steve56 »

i dip mine in tea,biscuits that is,lol.
Ace
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Post by Ace »

I can wolf a packet of Jammie Dodgers or Macaroons in a session.....no problem, but Choccie type biscuits take a lot longer, not a fan of choc-based biccies,

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crofter
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Post by crofter »

rolled oats .... Hob Knobs??
my personal favs are Tunnocks Caramel Logs, I can munch them quicker than I can get the fucking wrapper off.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Crofter! are you on crack!........WTF is a ' Tunnocks Caramel Log!' when it,s at home, I have never heard of them, I will have to check with Magoo, to find out if this is a 'legal' biscuit. (sound quite good though)

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Ace
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Post by Ace »

They are top-notch, Very chewy and minimum chocolate covering. Boasts '4 million made and sold each week' (Probably 2 million for Crofter alone.) Sainsburys stock them.

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crofter
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Post by crofter »

holy moly Lizard, you have never heard of a Tunnocks Caramel Log??
How about Tunnocks Tea Cakes or Tunnocks Caramel Wafers??
My old dear, knowing I like Caramel Logs sometimes gets me a packet as a little treat, the only problem is she ALWAYS comes back with Caramel Wafers which I fucking hate ... still its the thought that counts suppose.
Ace have you ever tried Mcvities ACE biscuits, now these little fellas are strangely addictive, and recommended.
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Deuce Bigolo
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Post by Deuce Bigolo »

I like my biscuits to stay on the supermarket shelf

Far too edible by half and you can never stop at just one

Yo-Yos were the ones...depsicable little tasty bastards

Then the three prong attack of Chocolate,Vanilla & Strawberry Wafers

I'm sticking to my Sultanas,Raisins,Blanched Peanuts,Almond kernels & Brazil kernels all dipped in vegetable oil...750 grams at 1 pound 50 is a bargain

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nosey
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Post by nosey »

I thought the name Tunnocks sounded vaguely Caledonian!!!!
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