best oneliners in a film

[woodgnome]

"get it up or i'll cut it off!" - female inmate to hapless male in 'the big doll house'.

[bfu]

selma hayek in 'breaking up' - 1995

"i'd like to get laid and get a good nights sleep - OK?"

seems like a good idea to me

[steve56]

and me,lol.

[mart]

"Well, nobody's perfect".

Mart

[WillieBo]

That is THE cinema one-liner.

[Bronson Lee]

Steve you have to see Jack Nicolson as a Hippy ! with stuck on ponytail !!

you will piss your self !!

and yes strawberry alarm clock do most of the soundtrack .... oh yes !

[steve56]

saw jack in a 60s film called hells angels on wheels yrs ago.he even guested on dr kildare,lol.

[steve56]

liza minnelli in arthur 2 :girl comes in cafe says i only got 4 dollars what do you recommend liza says:one cup of coffee and a 3 dollar tip.

[mart]

That isn't a one-liner steve56.
You are disqualified.

Mart

[steve56]

if your in real estate ive got a dick!!!,unknown female in sea of love,it was edited out last time on the beeb.