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[lala]

To all those forum members who, on learning of this feature, thought "wow, what a fantastic idea! I,ll put something so witty and cool at the end of every message I send that everyone who reads will think I am just so brilliant!". Well, I'm sorry, but you were wrong and come across as someone who would struggle to keep up with the intellect of Jim Davison.

[The Last Word]

Blimey, that told 'em.

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"Let's do it..."

[jj]

With a pseudonym like yours, who the Hell are you to criticise?

[Deuce Bigolo]

As Donald Sutherland said to Captain Stubing in Kellys Heroes

"Always with those negative Waves Moriarty"

Personally I couldn't give a rats toss what people put in their posts as long as its gots something to do with the subject matter

cheers
B.....OZ

Don't Worry Be happy

[jj]

I detest these tags too (mine inadvertently appeared for a while becuse I NEVER read the small print).
But I'm far too well-mannered to mention it.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Is that why yours was big print in some posts?

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

We're British and very civilised, BC; we need a good reason to hate. Just the inability to hold the pinky at the correct jaunty angle while drinking tea started the first Boer War

[Lizard]

My favourite tea drinking position Caractacus!....

[Pervert]

Ah, but you have mastered the jaunty angle. Those filthy colonials hadn't and needed to be taught a lesson.