A thought on David Blaine

[Terry May]

David Blaine will never break the record for standing in a box doing nothing as Emile Heskey's been doing it for months!

I thank you!

[steve56]

tony blair likewise

[Wink Wink]

I've never seen a player fall over so many times like Emile Heskey does, are his boot laces tied together??

[steve56]

perhaps a girl flashed her tits at him too

[IdolDroog]

funnny, even funnier when onan the librarian said it in the other DB post

[Terry May]

sorry - didn't read all of the other DB tread.

still if a jokes worth saying it's worth saying a thousand times - it never did Bruce Forsyth any harm

[steve56]

nor did all his wives

[goldenballs]

as a Heskey fan i say: zzzzzzzzzzzz
come on give the guy a break. even when he does play well people cuss him. Given some of their recent performances for England why not pick on Frank Lampard, or Sol Campbell or even Paul Scholes? Now there's someone who's been 'standing in a box doing nothing' for the past 20 or so England games.