Drunks As Girlfriends

[Holden MacGroyn]

They'd always be poncing your xxxx

Anyway, I don't drink...I don't think it's big nor clever young man..Back in my day when I was a yoof, children had respect for people and you would............blah blah bolox


But you could always take pictures of them in states of total drunken stupidity and send them to pricelss.com

[Ace]

As much as Kathy Burke is NO oil painting, she'd be a great drunk girlfriend as she tells it like it is, could definately keep up with the lads knocking pints back, and looks the kind that wouldnt be shocked if you hoyed yer snotty kebab up after a few too many. Also looks as though she could 'handle herself' if things get 'out of hand'.......added bonus, as stated she's no oil painting, the advantages is whilst your also VERY drunk, shagging wouldn't be a problem, lets face it, we've ALL shagged an ugly bird when drunk.......except Stevie!!

[steve56]

ilike her shes a good comedienne in all the sketches with harry enfield makes me laugh anyway.

[Lizard]

I once had a drunk girlfriend, or did she have me, er...............I,ll get back to you.

Liz

[Deuce Bigolo]

People...Boy/Girl..who feel inclided to get plastered every time they go out
in my book are total tossers

The definition of plastered is recquiring assistance to walk & talk

As to a girl thats easy prey because she is drunk-I'd sooner kick the shit out an emu

B...OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Scarey shit bro, but I've shagged an ugly bird while I was stone cold sober!
Don't act too suprised, we have all had an ugly bird cater to our ego and sooner or later we knob her and then spend years trying to justify the act by saying "I was in a bad way" or "I was going thru a lot at the time."
It's a crock man.
Elaine...if you by any chance happen to be reading this, you was, are and always will be the ugliest mutant monstrosity I ever had the misfortune of knobbing. What on earth possessed me to score with you, I will never know, but I live with the shame of having shagged a nasty vile dumpster with a gap in her teeth. Notice how I never kissed you.

My name is Holden,& I have shagged an ugly bird.....Group hug please.

NEXT-

[steve56]

sounds like norwegian wood?

[Deuce Bigolo]

I shagged a so called ugly bird once but never said that I didn't when asked

Quite frankly I didn't give a flying fuck what other ignorant people thought

The saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover is true

If I ever tie the knot it will be because I find the other person interesting not because of their looks-end of story

Relationships based on lust don't last

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Given the tone of your moral post, I'll agree about judging the book etc blah, but I just so happened to know what was in the pages in between & it was all bad.
I still maintain, Elaine, was, a mutant & a damned ugly one at that..