Fiona Cooper... here we go again

[Kyle Richmond]

Arrived in the post today, "the final FC sale?" from now until easter monday.
Fiona writes along the lines that Chloe has creditors to pay, there is stock to clear and we soon go into a new tax year, shock follows shock, Fiona suggests "she" pays tax?
one bit reads"it is possible that this will be your last FC mailing, though i hope not"
have'nt we been down this road a few times previously?

[Porn Baron]

Yes, I was very concerned for her too. She's been jelously watching those DFS must end monday sales again !wink! Bunged a cheque straight in the post to keep her in pantyhose.!doh!

[jj]

Kyle Richmond wrote:
> have'nt we been down this road a few times previously?

All the best comedians recycle old material.

[countb]

a friend of mine requested a catalogue.The reply came to tell him they didnt send catalogues unless you placed an order first.
Fuckin hell,ive heard it all now

[A-C]

Could go the whole hog and do like the DIY and carpet stores. Only days of the year they don't have a stock clearance sale are the ones they're closed.

[Deuce Bigolo]

sexy not sex....only been around since carry on camping came out and people still get ina panic when the catalogue says we're almost going broke

One wonders why plenty of copyright owners protect their product from forums who trade in their produce but no FC....kind of tells me the opposite of going broke is true

bg featuring a stud who has trouble getting it up and keeping his eyes off the camera

How will the british industry survive without it

Answer.....easily


Only idiots(fiona and chloe are real) believe the marketing bollocks and place their orders

[Trumpton]

I really do wish that "Fiona" Cooper would shut down. But, that ain't going to happen because Sutcliffe is making money hand over fist selling his atrociously badly produced crap!

[cheffyboyuk]

although, the prices are finally reasonable. ?35 for 5. time to stock up on all the maisie titles i think. could do without seeing old limp dick in them though!

[Porn Baron]

Quick before he goes out of business !cigar!

[cheffyboyuk]

we'll miss him when he's gone. sniff! !wink!