You know you're a pornstar when.....

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MellieD
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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... you get home from work and unpack your "briefcase" and it's full of dildos, vibrators, lube, and batteries

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jimmy068
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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....When you stop thinking outside the box.
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Cenobitez
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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Conformity Sucks!

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Mrme
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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Some great answers didn't think anyone would reply.

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FridaySe
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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...When you can't have sex without musical accompaniment.

...When everything you do is a build up to sex, even reading the paper
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Gentleman
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....

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..when you order a pizza and then are surprised the pizza delivery boy/girl actually brings one and not just have sex with you!
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